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The Swamp
Turned Sideways
Created on 2005-12-10 05:19:06 (#8995416), last updated 2006-12-30
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Basic Info| Name: | Vice Principal Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce |
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| Location: | Crabapple Cove, Maine, United States |
BioName: Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Age: 35
Voicemail: 555-HAWK
Living Arrangements: 18 Apocalypse Avenue, Fandom
Office Hours: Monday and Friday all day (or by appointment excluding Thursdays)
Background Info: Here.
Hawkeye Pierce thought Korea was bad with meatball surgery, bad food and having to share a tent with Frank Burns. Now he's home in the good ol' US of A. He has access to clothing that isn't green, gin that doesn't taste like gym socks and apple pie that actually tastes like apple pie and not chicken. In Korea, all he had to do was patch teenagers up and send them on their way. Now that he's taken some time off practicing medicine to become the Vice Principal at![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif)
fandomhigh, he has to deal with teenagers a little more intensively.
Or perhaps he'll just attach himself to the nearest bar.
"Freud said that there is a link between anger and wit. Anger turned inwards is depression. Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye." -- Sidney Freedman
OOC Notes:
* I am on Australian Eastern Standard Time. That's GMT+10. This means that I'm usually asleep for most of the Fandom High day. This also means that I'll often take some time to get back to you. It's not personal. It's geographic.
* I rarely check Hawkeye's friends list. If you need me to see a locked post, please include my other account,![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
kawalsky. I will surely see the post then.
If you have emailed us with an admin matter and haven't received a response within 3 days, please feel free to poke one of us and ask about the progress of your email.
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Age: 35
Voicemail: 555-HAWK
Living Arrangements: 18 Apocalypse Avenue, Fandom
Office Hours: Monday and Friday all day (or by appointment excluding Thursdays)
Background Info: Here.
Hawkeye Pierce thought Korea was bad with meatball surgery, bad food and having to share a tent with Frank Burns. Now he's home in the good ol' US of A. He has access to clothing that isn't green, gin that doesn't taste like gym socks and apple pie that actually tastes like apple pie and not chicken. In Korea, all he had to do was patch teenagers up and send them on their way. Now that he's taken some time off practicing medicine to become the Vice Principal at
fandomhigh, he has to deal with teenagers a little more intensively.Or perhaps he'll just attach himself to the nearest bar.
"Freud said that there is a link between anger and wit. Anger turned inwards is depression. Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye." -- Sidney Freedman
OOC Notes:
* I am on Australian Eastern Standard Time. That's GMT+10. This means that I'm usually asleep for most of the Fandom High day. This also means that I'll often take some time to get back to you. It's not personal. It's geographic.
* I rarely check Hawkeye's friends list. If you need me to see a locked post, please include my other account,
kawalsky. I will surely see the post then.If you have emailed us with an admin matter and haven't received a response within 3 days, please feel free to poke one of us and ask about the progress of your email.
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alcohol, apple pie, bacon and onions, bathrobes, cheesy jokes, cowboy hats, crabapple cove, disaster area martini, eighty-nine cents, gin, giving zordon jazz hands, heckling zoe, hitting on zoe, james fenimore cooper, jokey cheese, long johns, maine, making stills, martinis, more women, mustard, no clothes, not being in korea, nurses, pestering mary poppins, poker, post-its, practical jokes, practicing medicine, pranks, quarter pounder, real food, rejecting authority, signposts, spontaneous singing, tempting fate, the dictionary, the human tush, the swamp, toilet paper, tuttle, warm clothes, women, writing home
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