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    Name:Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
    Location:Crabapple Cove, Maine, United States
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    Name: Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
    Fandom: M*A*S*H
    Age: 40
    Voicemail: 555-HAWK
    Living Arrangements: MHA #3
    Background Info:

    Hawkeye Pierce thought Korea was bad with meatball surgery, bad food and having to share a tent with Frank Burns. Now he's home in the good ol' US of A. He has access to clothing that isn't green, gin that doesn't taste like gym socks and apple pie that actually tastes like apple pie and not chicken. Now he's happy to commit some time to the Fandom Town Emergency Clinic and get away from Crabapple Cove for a breather.

    Or perhaps he'll just attach himself to the nearest bar.


    "Freud said that there is a link between anger and wit. Anger turned inwards is depression. Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye." -- Sidney Freedman


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    alcohol, apple pie, bacon and onions, bathrobes, cheesy jokes, cowboy hats, crabapple cove, disaster area martini, eighty-nine cents, gin, heckling zoe, hitting on zoe, james fenimore cooper, jokey cheese, long johns, maine, making stills, martinis, more women, mustard, no clothes, not being in korea, nurses, poker, post-its, practical jokes, practising medicine, pranks, quarter pounder, real food, rejecting authority, signposts, spontaneous singing, tempting fate, the dictionary, the human tush, the swamp, toilet paper, tuttle, warm clothes, women, writing home

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